Snettisham
2014 - 6: Game Night
July 19-21

Heading south
Although, to be honest, we didn’t even play any
games until
the second day. Craig, Darren, Grant, Jared, Chris and I left Aurora
Harbor
around 9:20 a.m. Saturday morning on the Kathy M, generously donated
for our
larger group by my parents. It was raining, so tarps covered tote,
cooler, and
some gear in the bow while another covered packs in the stern. Cailey
started
on the floor, but had curled up between Craig and Grant by the time we
hit
Marmion Island, around the same time I finally managed to trim out the
boat at
about 4200 rpm. Chris and I had fueled up the night before so we headed
straight down the flat calm channel toward Snettisham, Pacificos in
hand. We
passed one whale in Taku Inlet and arrived at the homestead around
11:00; the
day was overcast but the seas could hardly have been more perfect and
it
stopped sprinkling at the end of the channel. The tide was low, but not
so low
that we weren’t able to offload everyone in boots at the edge of the
channel
while Chris and I offloaded all the gear in waders. Everyone packed it
to the
lodge while I anchored the boat out with Cailey. When I got back we
took a tour
of the property, then I set to work replacing the sink in the lodge
while most
of the group was outside. By the time I’d disconnected the old sink,
assembled
and
replaced it with the shiny new one, and retaped and screwed
together all
the connections, Grant, Chris, Craig, and Jared had found and retrieved
the
perfect rock to place at the bottom of the new stairs we’d made the
weekend
before. I made quesadillas for everyone and we enjoyed the mild
afternoon on
the deck.
After lunch, Jared, Grant, Darren and I walked
upriver to deep
water while Chris and Craig began searching the property with the metal
detector for treasures. They found a metal band in the middle of the
new trail
between the bridge and the edge of the property and were excavating
another one
wrapped around a large root in the stunted forest near Harbor Seal.
There were
curious openings in the ground around and we speculated as to whether
they
could have been created by the barrel the band had been abandoned with.
Darren finished that excavation while Jared
unearthed a
round stove top several feet from the front of Harbor Seal, Chris found
a large
nail or spike right in front of the porch, and Craig found a nail
farther
toward the point. We left Jared picking blueberries and returned to the
lodge,
eventually dropping the large rock into the wheel barrow for its trip
to the
stairs. It was the first time I’d taken the wheel barrow across the
bridge and
it worked beautifully, amply wide. Other than getting over the roots
and onto
the boardwalk, it was an easy walk. We casually placed the stone and
even
without excavating and leveling, it fit in place perfectly—the ideal
stone.
Everyone spent most of the rest of the afternoon
on the
porch and deck, except for the big push to get the riverboat ready for
action.
It had finally dawned on me that with a group of six I might be able to
get the
motor on the riverboat and the riverboat in the water. Moving the boat
across
the deck and down toward the log (and the edge of high water) was easy
work, as
was rolling the motor (on a dolly with flat wheels) down to the boat.
Getting
the motor on the boat proved more difficult. It took a lot of grunting
and
fumbling and many tries to get the motor in position enough to accept
all four
bolts, positioned as it is several inches above the transom. It didn’t
help
that the noseeums were ferocious and I found it impossible to give
directions
that made any sense to the guys on all sides of me. It was awkward and
I’m sure
unpleasant for my helpers, but we did eventually manipulate all four
bolts
into
position and tightened them and the clamps. As far as I knew, it was in
position.
The only thing to do then was have dinner. We
cooked the
Papa Murphy’s pizza that Jared had brought along and feasted inside
away from
the insects, taking a break after dinner to push the boat into the
water around
high tide at 8:00 p.m. While the others went back inside, I tied the
kayak to
the riverboat with the intent to paddle them out to the Kathy M and tie
the
riverboat on for the night so I could have more options at low tide the
next
day. But, surely it wouldn’t hurt to just try to start it, right? I
mean, what
if it actually started…? It took me a few minutes to hook up the gas
tank and
pump the fuel through, during which I saw that the fuel filter was
filling up
with water. I drained it out into a bucket, paddled back out from
shore,
dropped the engine, and gave a few yanks. And then a few more. And then
the
engine started! My engine started! Elated, I cut the kayak loose and
motored
back and forth in front of the lodge until Chris came out to watch. Not
wanting
to stop just yet, I retrieved the kayak and brought it aboard, then
went back
to the beach near the rocky point for Cailey, who was pacing me
anxiously. We
puttered about for a while longer, strutting in front of the lodge in
the hopes
of more enthusiasm from the crew as well as pictures, then I tethered
the
riverboat to the back of the Kathy M by two lines and kayaked back to
shore
with Cailey. I found the rest of the group less than impressed with my
accomplishment, but of course none of them understood the significance
of what
had just happened—the first time the riverboat had been in the water
since its
arrive three summers ago. And it had worked!
When a few more people showed up, Grant made
blueberry
pancakes with beer and cooked ham and we feasted—the pancakes were
truly
amazing, the berries transforming them (already delicious with the
tangy beer
taste). When everyone had eaten, the first game began: cribbage between
Grant
and Jared. I, on the other hand, was ready for adventure. I had a river
boat
out there, after all. What exactly to do with it and five other people,
I
wasn’t sure about, though. It was too many to do any real practice or
exploration upriver, but it was suggested that I take everyone along
upriver
and drop them off at various places—Jared at least to fish—while I then
went to
check the game camera and perhaps play around trying to get over
sandbars
father upriver. Chris pointed out that the tide was falling, but I had
a
riverboat—nothing to worry about, right? I kayaked out and fueled up
(borrowing
the oil measurer from the Kathy M as I couldn’t find mine).
In my defense, it had been a couple of years. The
boat
easily carried all of us, but it wasn’t going to get on step. Still, I
felt it
was better to keep speed up as I headed upriver. I realized too late
that I’d
undershot the main channel where it meets the rocks on the north side
of the river,
but there was no turning around—I could only try to go forward. And
when we
clearly hit bottom I didn’t stop the engine in time. It seized up and
it was
clear that I needed a little time to care for it. I put my waders on
and Chris
and I got in the water and pushed the boat toward shore. I soon
realized that
there was only one good solution: cut the others loose and try to work
on the
boat with Chris. We’d gone aground near the upriver end of the sandbars
above
the grassy point and the tide was dropping, so I told everyone else to
get out
and walk back while Chris and I pushed the now-light boat up onto the
bar and
began sloshing water into the bottom and jimmying the impellor with a
long
screwdriver. We traded off sloshing jobs for quite a while until no
more sand
drained out and the impellor moved freely with the urging of the
screwdriver. I
gently pulled the starter cord while Chris continued to slosh water up
until
there was no more grating sound. We drug it into deeper water, but
after one
pull apparently more sand was dumped into the impellor cavity and the
engine
seized again. Chris and I wound up walked the boat down the river in
our
waders, only occasionally boarding to paddle through deeper areas. In
waders
with a light boat, it actually wasn’t a difficult job and a little fun.
We
brought the boat stern first into the mud at the edge of the little
channel at
the homestead and left it there for the tide to finish falling. In the
meantime, the rest of the group (including Cailey) had made it back to
the lodge
and had eaten leftover pizza for lunch. Chris and I caught up, then I
set to
work cleaning out the engine. Grant told me later I was at it for 45
minutes,
but it was a pretty leisurely approach. I unscrewed the six screws that
hold
the boot in place, then sloshed water endlessly inside until it
eventually ran
clear. I took my time and more or less enjoyed the work. In the
meantime, Jared
and Darren had both stopped by on their way downriver to fish, followed
by
Cailey.
The day had been mild and overcast to that point,
but
shortly after I finished with the riverboat a front of rain swept into
the
inlet and we hastily moved our gear inside and lined the boots along
the wall
of the lodge to keep them out of the driving rain. I put some cookies
in the
oven, but soon started worrying about my dog out there on the slippery
rock
beach with a rising tide, making it more difficult by the minute. I
also
thought that the guys might appreciate the pickup, so Chris and I
suited up and
went after them into the rain. We clumped our way down the inlet,
surprised
that we didn’t find them by the time we reached River Point. They were
just
around the corner at the edge of the first
little
cove. Cailey came
right down
to the rocks and eagerly jumped aboard as soon as we pulled up, as did
the
boys. On the way back we passed the whale that had been in and out of
the inlet
over the weekend, then came ashore. I attached the anchor back to the
boat and
pulled it up above the log so I didn’t have to worry about moving it
later.
In the afternoon, Grant and Jared played cribbage
and the
rest of us played a round of hearts before I made pasta, garlic bread,
and bags
of cease salad for dinner. We then started a game of Bang in which I
was quickly
killed for my too-obvious support of the sheriff. I took that
opportunity to
get the ratchet system ready for pulling the boat up the beach. While
the rest
of the game played out and the rain began to fall, I found the length
of chain
and its shackles under the lodge (banging the subfloor and rattling the
chains
outside the open window in honor of the ghost of the deputy (me) killed
in the
game) and carried it to the tree straight inland from where I thought I
wanted
to pull up the boat onto the beach (I’d already drawn it up as far as I
could
and chosen a route). Then, eaten by noseeums, I managed to shackle the
chain to
itself around the tree and the ratchet to the chain. Then I attached
the long
line I’d used in the past to the end of the unwound ratchet cord on one
end and
to the boat at the other end. I finished all this about the time that
the game
ended and then cajoled the boys into helping me try to pull the boat
up.
Apparently I’d never tried it with more than a couple of people, as the
boat
scooted up with ease as far as I wanted it to go in seconds. I
tightened the
line and set the anchor, then went back inside and relaxed, drying off
my
soaking wet pants while chatting with Jared about his expedition to Mt.
Edgecombe
and Pacific Northwest kelp forests. Grant was inside with us while the
others
lingered on the porch, most of them smoking old swisher sweets they’d
found in
my cupboard. When we all gathered inside again, we had a loud and
vigorous
debate over when to drink the last six beers and the bottle of
champagne (and
the emergency bottle of wine), which was the only alcohol left on the
property.
In the end, everyone had a beer but me and we played a second game of
Bang, won
by Chris the sheriff.
![]() We load up |
![]() The rest of the gang walks back |
![]() Walking the riverboat home |
![]() Craig looks on as a front moves in |
![]() Two boats at anchor |
![]() The perfect rock in place |
Grant made an impressive breakfast of homemade
hash with peppers
and onions and eggs (and bacon for the others). I spent most of the
morning on
the porch watching birds and thinking about how best to leave the river
boat.
I’d pulled out the bilge pump system first thing, only to find that the
battery
lacked wing nuts over the connectors—I must have left them on the back
of the
riverboat or somewhere equally unhelpful the last time I unhooked the
bilge
pump. I eventually decided to brave my father’s wrath and take the
spare
battery off the Kathy M, replacing it after I got back to town. To that
end,
Cailey and I kayaked to the boat, but that battery also lacked wing
nuts. There
would be no bilge pump. That meant that either it would fill with water
when it
rained if I left the plug in or fill with water on high tides if I left
it out.
I opted for the latter option. The next really high tides over 18’ high
were on
August 10; until then, the boat would be above the high tide line.
Chris later
helped me run a line from the back of the boat to a stake I pounded in
the ground
below the log; after pulling it tight, I made sure it was level, then
measured
how high it was from where the tide had been the night before. It
indicated
that the 18.7’ tide might fill quite a lot of the boat, though it was
hard to
believe at that moment. I wound up having the guys pull the boat even
farther
up the bank, quite close to the edge of the salmonberries. I think
it’ll be
fine, but perhaps I’ll make it down there the weekend of those tides to
check
on it and push it back into the water to play.
By the time everyone had wandered in and Grant had
prepared
the last batch of hash, it was after noon. People spread out cleaning
their
cabins or playing cards while I cleaned the kitchen, then my cabin and
the
lodge. Departing was a bit of a handful, as the tide was in the middle
of
falling and in that really awkward stage where it’s too shallow for the
Kathy M
for some distance except in the little channel. I brought it to shore
then
hastily loaded the boat with Chris, who then pulled the kayak back to
the
lodge. I was originally going to organize the inside of the boat, but
quickly
realized that not only did we not have the time with the falling tide,
but that
there was no way to get the rest of the guests (without the waders
Chris and I
wore) to the boat without getting them wet. With increasing anxiety, I
asked
someone to grab the kayak again quickly, after which we transported
each person
one by one to the boat and hustled them onto the back deck while we
held the
boat off. Then Chris heroically drug the kayak back up to the lodge. We
had to
shove quite a bit to get the boat floating in the channel, then walked
it far
offshore before jumping in ourselves. I knocked some people around
getting on
board and making my way to the helm while the wind pushed us toward
shore, but
I got the engine going and us into deep water without issue, at five
minutes
after 2:00. We finally got the boat ship shape and balanced, then broke
out the
bottle of champagne. We each took a sip and made an offering, then we
kept
passing it around until it was no more.
The fine weather that had greeted us that morning made us pay with a brisk north/northwesterly that bounced us north all the way to Arden—I was immensely grateful to the Kathy M for making that trip very bearable. I’d not have wanted to brave it in a smaller boat. By the time I had the boat all tied up and ship shape, all the gear and carts and boys were gone and I met up with them, all loaded up, in the parking lot. They headed out for showers before bowling and I headed home for a shower and a nap.

A whale blows as we head back to the
homestead